Not Cocaine Decisions the song (though that's what I was looking for when I found it!), but Frank discussing the corrosive force of the drug. And then a segment where he says classical music is as formulaic as pop music.
Uploaded by hazzaroonee, who doesn't give a certain source but says it's UK TV 1983.
Via the aptly-named TRIBUTOaZAPPA, Motherly Love en español. If I'm reading it right, the group performing it is called Los Huespedes Felices.
Apparently there's a whole series of Spanish Zappa tribute albums at halloffame.es. My Spanish is embarrassingly bad for someone who's spent his whole life in Arizona, so I don't know how easy they are to come by in los estados unidos (in fact my Spanish is so bad I had to look that up; I almost put "estadios unidad"), but I think I might have to look into it later.
Sound's still out, so another one from afka, this one a couple decades older than the last. Frank's Favourite Topic: Creeps Are The Backbone Of This Country, by John Bryan, Open City, 1967. That's an LA paper and as far as I know John Bryan is American, so God knows why "favorite" is spelled with a "u".
Another from afka: Sharp Words From Music's Cutting Edge, By Ron Chepesiuk, Gallery, June '89. Pretty typical late-'80's Zappa talk about politics, voting, the music industry, etc. -- but it's late and I've been fighting computer issues all damn weekend and my audio's not working, so this is what I've got at the moment.
I suppose this is one of those songs where I should start with a disclaimer that I'm not posting it for any kind of personal reason; I remain a happy newlywed. I just think it's a fun song -- a wonderful homage to 1950's love ballad, with equally wonderful lyrics that subvert the genre. But yes it was on a very long list of "Zappa Songs I Should Not Put On My Wedding Playlist". Hell, I think the entirety of Freak Out! fits that description.
And if that's not enough, this is a great damn cover, by one George Possley. I couldn't find a good copy of Frank and the Mothers performing it themselves (aside from actual album rips, which, again, I prefer not to repost), but it's just as well, because I found this.
This definitely veers into territory where it's more amazing that it exists than it is to actually try to listen to. Still, here's Zappa with Flo & Eddie doing What Kind of Girl?
Uploaded by BritIronRebel, who doesn't give a year, but probably early '70's.
Same situation as yesterday -- sick wife, freelance deadline, plus tomorrow morning I've got to get up early so I can get my car to the tire shop as soon as they open and then get a ride to work. So here's another Zappa article from afka.net that I haven't actually taken the time to read: Understanding The Underground, by Frank himself, published in Record Mirror, January 17, 1970.