Episode 13: The Strange Case of 40s

by Brentai

When we last left our heroes...

	Braddy Slick A member of the Mighty Trinity must be the very best in Kung Fu!
	Thadd-O Brad feeds on Combos and gets stronger and stronger!
	Ambiguously Gay Greg Now, break McDredz with your hands and your feet!
	The Evil McDredz Brad, you're all right. KUUH!

Meanwhile, in the snow plains of Colorado, Brentai is on a MYSTICAL QUEST!

	Brentai the Hentai Greetings, Merchant! I would like employment at your place of establishment.
	Mysterious Shadowy Merchant What are your qualabilities?
	Brentai the Hentai I am a very professional person. I have even dry-cleaned my jeans!
	Mysterious Shadowy Merchant Very impressive, but we already have an applicant that polishes his sneakers. Guess you lose out.
	Brentai the Hentai Damn! Guess I'll go grab a bus back then. Good sir, has the 205 been by yet?
	Wise Old Shuttle Cock Eeyup.
	Brentai the Hentai Damnation! When does the next one go by?
	Wise Old Shuttle Cock Just left along with the other one.
	Brentai the Hentai Wait, wait, you mean to say that they're scheduled to run together?
	Wise Old Shuttle Cock Eeyup.

Hours later...

	Unsuspecting Sales Clerk Welcome to Blockbuster, how may I help you?
	Brentai the Hentai Greetings. I am Brentai Roberts. I tried to piss on your window a couple of weeks ago, but I was too drunk and ended up urinating on the bagel shop several lots down instead. Point being, I want a job.
	Unsuspecting Sales Clerk Welcome aboard!

Ring ring!

	Braddy Slick Hey, Brentai! I just beat the shit out of my arch-nemesis, McDredz! Good thing I ran into you here. Hey, er, what are you doing behind the counter?
	Brentai the Hentai I am fulfilling the wishes of you, the customer!
	Braddy Slick You're working for the enemy!?!?!

Ring ring!

	Thadd-O Hey Brent, I... what the hell? You're working for the enemy?!?!?!
	Brentai the Hentai Would you like to buy a used copy of The Bouncer?
	Thadd-O Wait a minute, you're not Brentai at all! You're...

Thadd-O EVIL ROBOT BRENTAI!!!

Evil Robot Brentai Blast, I am found out.

Ring ring!

	Brentai the Hentai Hey guys, I just got back from the Mysterious Shadowy Merchant's place of establishment! Motherfucker gave me a job there because I polished my sneakers.
	Evil Robot Brentai KILL!
	Brentai the Hentai Wow, it's an evil robot me! Man, my mullet is beautiful.
	Braddy Slick What are we going to do?
	Stevie T. Wait! I have an idea that will solve everything!
	Braddy Slick Where the heck did you come from?
	Stevie T. I was behind the Parappa the Rapper display jerking off to erotic pictures of Katy Kat. Anyway, this plan is foolproof and hinges entirely on the fact that today is Wednesday.
	Thadd-O Today is Monday.
	Stevie T. FUK! Oh well, let's try it anyway.

Whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper...

	Brentai the Hentai It's crazy but it JUST MIGHT WORK! Evil Robot Me! I challenge you to a drinking contest!
	Evil Robot Brentai With what?
	Screamin' N Anyone order a case of 40s?

The Mighty Trinity WE DID NOOGIE!!!

	Braddy Slick Booya, bitch! I hid a bag of Combos in that case of 40s!
	Evil Robot Brentai Aw, crap. Catch ya later, Brentai!
	Brentai the Hentai Catch ya later, Brentai!
	BAM!!! KABAM!
	Thadd-O And so the day is saved, thanks to...
	Stevie T. What the fuck? We just had a Trinity adventure with an evil robot and not once did anybody use the phrase "Evil Robot Chubby".
	Thadd-O You're right. Rewind!

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	Braddy Slick Booya, bitch! I hid a bag of Combos in that case of 40s!
	Evil Robot Brentai Very impressive, but you're still no match for my EVIL ROBOT CHUBBY ATTACK!!!
	Thadd-O Fortunately I am immune to robot chubbies thanks to all my years of working as an internet gigalo.
	Stevie T. Now to use our secret weapon. Luke! Burst out of the wall dressed as the Kool-Aid Man!
	Kool Man Luke OH YEAH!!!
	Evil Robot Brentai It... it's unleashing a sexual fury that my pleasure circuits cannot handle! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

	Thadd-O And so the day is saved, thanks to... THE MIGHTY TRINITY! AND OUR BIZARRE FETISHES!!!
	Kool Man Luke OH YEAH!!!

The Mighty Trinity HA HA HA HA HA!!!

	Thadd-O Hey kids. Today's show was about evil robots, and how they can be impersonating anyone around you. If your friends or family members are acting strangely, you should always destroy them before they can turn you and everyone you know into evil robots. Remember, being an evil robot isn't cool; if somebody asks you if you want to be assimilated into the collective, you should just say "No thank you."
	Brentai the Hentai And now you know!
	Stevie T. And knowing... is half the battle!