Episode 2: Brentai Joins

by Brentai

As Brentai makes his way back home, he is approached by a mysterious shadowy figure.

	Are you the strider Brentai?
	Who are you?
	I'm a mysterious shadowy figure.
	...
	A member of our 1337 squad of crimefighters has requested that you once again work with him. His codename is TB9. We wanted to call him 'Diordna', but TB9 sounds more secretive.
	TB...? OH! You mean Thaddeus Boyd!
	...shut up.
	So what are you going to do if I refuse to cooperate? Terminate me?
	No. We will knock you unconscious, drag your lifeless form back to our secret base in Flagstaff, Arizona, and give you cybernetic implants that will keep your hair from falling forward.
	...makes sense.
	If you cooperate, we will give you a card that allows you to obtain sandwiches.
	That sounds good. I'm tired of living off of Cup Ramen. Still, I'm going to have to refuse. It's general principle, you see... what are you doing with that golf club?

	Ungh... augh. Man. I just had a dream where a voluptuous Japanese 10-year-old was beating me senseless with a golf club.
	That was real.
	There were cycloptic Thors there, too!
	...that wasn't.
	Do you know that part of your hair is blue?
	Do you know that your hair is incapable of falling forward?
	...!
	How are you gentlemen!
	It's you!
	What you say!!
	Brentai, I ask you again. Join us. We will give you meal passes and a cool theme song.
	Well, fuck, why didn't you mention the theme song earlier? I'm so in.
	Excellent. Your code name shall be Blarg.
	My codename is already Blarg.
	Yes, well, I'm a mysterious shadowy figure, not a fucking artist.
	...
	Blarg, your first mission is to link to Agent TB9's incomprehensible college URL.
	Okay, but I'm doing this more for my own benefit more than anyone else's. While I'm at it, I'll reopen the ThorDance and Anti-Chain Letter sections, because they're there.
	Excellent. Now I shall leave you two and go find the next member of your team. THE HOLY TRINITY SHALL BE REBORN!!!!!
	I feel smarter than you already.

TO BE CONTINUED