Thad "X" Boyd's Short and To-the-Point Questionnaire 1) Who the hell are you? 2) So what the hell makes you so goddamn special?! 3) Who the hell cares? (NOTE: If there is anyone currently listed in your "To:" box who is NOT mentioned in your answer to #3, do NOT press "Send".) This Short and To-the-Point Questionnaire is an endeavor to cut out the bullshit and condense every single question I've ever received into a neat little package. I don't give a rat's ass whether you prefer Leonardo DiCaprio or Matt Damon, I don't think it's any of my business whether you've ever considered suicide, and if I EVER ask ANYONE "What's your favorite shampoo and conditioner?" I would appreciate being taken in for psychiatric counseling. Or at least beaten to death. Everything important is condensed into the three questions above. Answer them and pass it along. It may be substituted for any other questionnaire you may receive. You may cut these last two paragraphs out if you like, but I'd appreciate it if you still credited me as its creator and included my URL ( http://www.corporate-sellout.com/ ). Thanks.